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It’s a scary-small dating world!

May 9th, 2009 · No Comments

I know, it’s been a looong time since I’ve blogged.  Sorry, a huge work project has made it barely possible to date, let alone blog about it.  I did say barely, which means I am sitting on a LOT of crazy stories, most of which happen to fall in the “scary-small world” category.  What happened [...]

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Tags: Dating horror stories · Dating theories · Funny dating stories · Mr. Wonderful or is he? · Online dating · Raves & rants · What was he thinking?

Would you go out with me, Ma’am?

March 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Do you recall the first time someone referred to you as ma’am, sir, lady, gentleman, Mr. or Ms. and how it felt?  I remember waiting tables the summer before college and hearing a customer tell her little boy, “Now tell the lady what you want”.  I was 18 and so freaked out that I promptly [...]

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Tags: Dating horror stories · Funny dating stories · Lies, deceits & untruths · Mr. Wonderful or is he? · Raves & rants · What was he thinking?

My new favorite dating blog!

January 15th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Ok, I’ve started reading Evan Marc Katz’ blog on dating it’s simply fabulous! Somehow he gets the right balance between witty, tough and insightful. I don’t know if I could have been as gracious to the woman who wrote in seeking permission to sleep with her stepson! I mean seriously?! If [...]

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You are HOW you eat?

December 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Have you ever evaluated your date’s eating habits to determine how s/he might be as a lover? Just read a cool article suggesting there might be a connection. Although my own “sensuality correlation theory” has more to do with dance partnering than eating (I promise to share it with you soon) this [...]

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Tags: Dating theories · Funny dating stories · Mr. Wonderful or is he? · Raves & rants

Beauty and the Beastly Ego

December 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Mo, Egypt (#3 in my quest for “18 dates around the world“)
When a man describes himself in the first email as “tall, dark and handsome”, includes an attractive picture and interesting facts about himself - eclectic educational background, interesting job and extensive travel experience - AND happens to have one of those amazingly deep, [...]

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Tags: Funny dating stories · Mr. Wonderful or is he? · Online dating · Skin-deep

Let’s NOT get Catty!

December 16th, 2008 · No Comments

As verified by my friend Liz - who by the way owns a cat - men with cats are not to be trusted! Especially if you’re someone whom cats don’t like in general. Enter Dean…
Dean, China / US / Greece (#2 in my quest for “18 dates around the world“)
I go into all [...]

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Tags: Funny dating stories · Online dating

Man behaving badly? Send him to the doghouse!

December 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Disclaimer for my male readers: this video may be more educational than funny for you. Then again, this was forwarded by a man so please feel free to disregard the slightly sexist assumption. I laughed out loud! Brilliant piece of advertising - enjoy!

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Tags: Funny dating stories · Lies, deceits & untruths · Online dating · What was he thinking?

Of Flies and Men

December 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments

You may remember my last not-so-hot date with a guy who had an open fly and a shrill bark (so wish I were kidding!) Thankfully my latest date kept his pants zipped up. But alas, this story once again involves flies… this time of the insect variety.
Jay, Haiti ( #1 in my [...]

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Tags: Funny dating stories · Online dating · Raves & rants · Skin-deep

Around the World in 80 Dates!

December 8th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I am a self-admitted travel junkie. And I am (clearly) single. So when I came across a book entitled Around the World in 80 Dates, it definitely had my attention. Former Lonely Planet editor Jennifer Cox realizes she meets more interesting men when she travels than in her home town of London [...]

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Tags: Funny dating stories · Online dating

It’s Just Lunch - It’s Just Pathetic

November 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

When my colleague Sandy joined It’s Just Lunch a few months ago, not only was I hoping she’d finally meet that special someone, I was selfishly excited to vicariously live with her through $1300 worth of dates. In case you’re not familiar, It’s Just Lunch is a dating / matchmaking service - or [...]

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Tags: Funny dating stories · Lies, deceits & untruths · Raves & rants